We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Why are Londoners always apologizing? That and 10 other pressing questions about Londoners, answered: nyti.ms/za2q4V

— NYTimes Magazine (@NYTmag) March 5, 2012

Not addressed: how they go about their daily life with all the highly-stylized caper movies that are being filmed in the city on a given day. 
 

Australian kids think yogurt grows on trees nyp.st/AgOEmG

— New York Post (@NewYorkPost) March 5, 2012

Don't blame the kids. It's not their fault Australia is rolling in yogurt. 
 

Stop this Absurd War on the Color Pink bit.ly/y42VTm

— Scientific American (@sciam) March 5, 2012

Go after Tarheel blue instead. It goes with nothing and shows every stain.
 

Visitors flock to reopened museum bbc.in/wMW21a

— BBC Entertainment (@bbcentertain) March 5, 2012

Everyone has their own preferences when it comes to mundane, contextless Twitter humor. We have a weakness for stories about how cool museums are.

9 animals who think they are people huff.to/zjPLXY

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 5, 2012

Also interesting, but difficult to put in slideshow form: 9 vice presidents who thought they were animals.

"Sad Keanu" spotted in Washington Post gallery: wapo.st/z70aBv

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 5, 2012

This is a minor Sad Keanu sighting, at best. For completists only.

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Ray Gustini