We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Time to put on your party pants huff.to/zbziMd

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 9, 2012

Don't tell us when it's time to put on pants. We don't respond well to that.

An old gorilla gets a friend. wapo.st/y8rhL7

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 9, 2012

Just wait: In two years, every network is going to have a pilot about an old gorilla and his new friend trying to make it in the big city. But by then, everyone will have moved on to something else, like a brilliant but antisocial West Texas football coach who becomes a criminal profiler.

Signs of Nastiness in the Dennis Quaid Divorce Documents tmz.me/yLbitG

— TMZ (@TMZ) March 9, 2012

There's a certain zen beauty to this tweet. And also, an intriguing amount of hedging: Could what TMZ sees as nastiness actually be something else altogether?
 

The knock-off wonders of the world | ti.me/y4qi2i (via @TIMENewsFeed)

— TIME.com (@TIME) March 9, 2012

If it doesn't include the Luxor Hotel and Casino, it's not a list of knock-off wonders of the world. Harsh, but that's our policy.

Lionel Richie to Enter Apollo Theater Hall of Fame, and Then, He Says, 'An Epidemic of Duets' nyti.ms/xx3W8x

— artsbeat (@artsbeat) March 9, 2012

It will be more of a hail of duets. Same basic premise, though.

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Ray Gustini