We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Church ladies' big, bold hats may soon need their own homegoing service: wapo.st/Hn3oKO

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 9, 2012

Here we go with the Big Hat bashing. Just in time for spring.

FBI: American Universities Infected by Foreign Spies... drudge.tw/InFNNu

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 9, 2012

American universities ordered to just put some aloe on it. American universities argue, "The aloe isn't working! The aloe isn't working!" And so it goes.

Why jerks make for good heroes: slate.me/I4qbPV

— Slate (@Slate) April 9, 2012

The jerkiness. Also, the lack of conscience. And don't forget the overall meanness. 

What religion stories should we write about next?huff.to/HnZ65L

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 9, 2012

Help The Huffington Post out, folks. It's getting late in the day. Something about Easter? Passover? Tick-tock

Move over eye candy, here comes the business tech boom | buswk.co/Is9mJo

— Businessweek (@BW) April 9, 2012

Out of the way, pretty girls and handsome boys: there's a business technology boom to scope out.

Observatory: Tending a Sick Comrade Has Benefits for Ants nyti.ms/ICgQcb

— NYTimes Science (@nytimesscience) April 9, 2012

We get this: it inflates the ant's sense of self-worth. And their ant colleagues will go, "Did you hear who Jerry visited?" And then they'll say the name of the sick ant Jerry visited. And everyone will be impressed.

Fancy a doomsday date? If things get really bad, it may be your best bet: by @alicebell gu.com/p/36jqf/tw

— Comment is free (@commentisfree) April 9, 2012

So if all else fails, we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

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Ray Gustini