We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Forgotten couples of the '90s bit.ly/IwlGfe via (who else?!) @buzzfeed

— The Daily (@daily) April 25, 2012

Harder question: Remembered couples of the '90s. Are we right or are we right?

Gingrich's Secret Service protection makes no "sense" wapo.st/JZus2s via @CapehartJ

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 25, 2012

The Secret Service has enough problems this week, do we have to shred them for not knowing enough about the War of 1812 to craft a properly thrilling alternate novel Newt could read during his downtime?

How can schools offer kids a decent lunch at $3 dollars and 11 minutes a day? bit.ly/JFAw2Q via @MotherJones

— Slate (@Slate) April 25, 2012

Way too little time to savor such a cheaply produced lunch.

GING FINALLY HANGS IT UP... drudge.tw/I5eNxR

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 25, 2012

Ging! Why did we never call him Ging? He could have kept running and hosted a late-night variety show on NBC, at least until Steve Allen arrived.

This vintage rocking chair is worth how much? huff.to/Im7l1Y

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 25, 2012

Three bucks. We know, we know: rockin. Now get off, you'll chip the finish.

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Ray Gustini