We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Should job-hogging over-50s all resign? bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) April 27, 2012

Has anyone tried talking to the job hoggers? Without calling them job hoggers. It might help. People don't like it when you call them hogs.

What indie starlet is missing From This Tribeca post-party pic? velvetroper.com/?p=3539

— NewYorkObserver (@NewYorkObserver) April 27, 2012

Give up? It's Alison Pill.

Steve Jobs wanted to pull a full-scale Willy Wonka on one lucky Apple customer: gizmo.do/I4nOsa

— Slate (@Slate) April 27, 2012

The crushed purple suit, the sinister boat right down the chocolate river, the unexplained disappearances of multiple children and their guardians -- the whole deal. It was really going to be something.

Heartbreakingly cute puppy that was stuck on cactus is adopted (PHOTOS) huff.to/Ifi7ME

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 27, 2012

We'll admit it: we had to reread this one slowly. Several times.

Just a daffodil: wapo.st/IEHqFN

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 27, 2012

It delivers what it promises.

JIM PINKERTON drudge.tw/I8f844

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 27, 2012

...Would be a good name for a Fox News contributor.

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Ray Gustini