We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The downside of longer life: slate.me/HA1y8l

— Slate (@Slate) April 13, 2012

OK, we'll bite: the genetically-modified ice cream that doesn't make you gain weight? Or some other scientific miracle that will make life more enjoyable.

Pretty people = bad food? wapo.st/IAgNUx

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 13, 2012

This is like the time Charlton Heston yelled "Soylent Green is made from schlubby people!" 

'The Three Stooges' redux is about as fun as a bonk on the head bit.ly/IHzxR9

— The Daily (@daily) April 13, 2012

Which is still better than an eye poke.

Why was Kermit the Frog at the Yankees game? sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-…

— Yahoo! Sports (@YahooSports) April 13, 2012

Related: Why Dr. Bunson Honeydew is playing center field for the Mets?

Who knew there were breasts under that Burka?!huff.to/HG3ZIvvia @angelinachapin

— Huffington Post Blog (@HuffPostBlog) April 13, 2012

Damn you, @HuffPostBlog. Damn you for making us click on this.
 

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Ray Gustini