We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

.@capcitydiner has been moved to an undisclosed location huff.to/IllE5Y

— HuffPost DC (@HuffPostDC) April 24, 2012

The mystery of the missing diner was resolved soon after with the revelation that it hadn't moved, it was just closing forever.

The only dating service your dog will ever need: matchpuppy.com via @amichel

— Slate (@Slate) April 24, 2012

What if our dog is one of those discerning online dating customers who needs fancy filters and matches chosen on multiple rounds of personality profiling. It's possible: she's very particular about this old dragon chew toy she has. Surely that isn't normal.

It's late April and there's purple on this weather map: wapo.st/JVoz6u

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 24, 2012

Purple map in April, jogger take an umbrella. Purple map in May, jogger bring home an extra bale of hay. It may be a weird saying, but it's always true.

Why do men get spontaneous erections on planes? @DocLamm explains: bit.ly/Ik2ddv

— The Daily (@daily) April 24, 2012

Oh gosh. Can we just settle this now and say it has something to do with SkyMall?

It's National Stationery Day - what better time to share a notebook addiction? gu.com/p/374y9/tw #NSD #ilovepens

— The Guardian (@guardian) April 24, 2012

National Notebook Aficionado Day. Which is tomorrow, actually.

Hello, Illinois? Rep. Tim Johnson Is on the Line nyti.ms/K6wyNm

— NYT National News (@NYTNational) April 24, 2012

Tim Johnson? We don't know a Tim Johnson. Unless you mean Jim Johnson. Is this Rep. Jim Johnson?

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Ray Gustini