We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

WHERE IS MRS. PUTIN? drudge.tw/IaHp9q

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 23, 2012

We just assumed she was with Yorgo.

Japanese researchers planning to bring exoskeleton "muscle suit" to market "soon": slate.me/JkgZoT

— Slate (@Slate) April 23, 2012

We should hope so. External skeletons are the must-have prom accessory of 2012.

Why your boss is such an ape: on.wsj.com/I60JrA

— Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) April 23, 2012

You are a character in NBC's new single-camera comedy Ape Boss. Or, it's a decade in the future, and that ape James Franco set loose is finally starting to make his mark in mergers and acquisitions.

"Aren't there prostitutes in Washington, too?" Sure, but there isn't a shuttle bus service to reach them. wapo.st/J4CeXi

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 23, 2012

There are tentative plans for a light rail line, but not until 2019 at the earliest.

FDNY Firefighters battle Russia’s Firefighters on Ice in Moscow April 27-29! @USEmbRu

— New York Post (@NewYorkPost) April 23, 2012

Or: The Miracle on Ice Part II. (Three Nights Only!)

Grandma's advice on love and anal sex huff.to/I65Cmr

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 23, 2012

It's a grabber, there's no doubt about that.

$100 reward to whoever finds Cokie Roberts dog, missing in Bethesda: journ.us/K2YVvR Katie, a black lab, went missing Saturday

— Poynter (@Poynter) April 23, 2012

Stay alive, Katie Roberts. No matter what may occur. Sam Donaldson will find you.
 

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