We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Coke is making a good call by not buying Monster: slate.me/IHsGSC

— Slate (@Slate) May 1, 2012

So much work keeping up with a new monster in the house. And Coke is busy. Who knows what variation on Coke Zero they're dreaming up right now? Coke Zero Vanilla, probably

Why I fired my best friend huff.to/K3VjzX

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) May 1, 2012

Because Sean Parker told you to. Lot of that going around.

Party at Justice Scalia's house: wapo.st/IkOxkD

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 1, 2012

Feels like a good night to make the greatest 1983 comedy never made. We'll make sure the loan sharks are on-board to come over around 1:30 a.m., everyone else, make sure Scalia gives you his lecture about the set of Judge Roy Bean's robes he won at auction and you must never touch, ever.

Dolphin May Be Bullying Victim thebea.st/Ikxmzq #cheatsheet

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 1, 2012

Thank goodness that movie is now PG-13, so his dolphin peers can go and support him.

Munich nymphomaniac claims 2nd victim... drudge.tw/IH4gbO

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) May 1, 2012

We have to close the beaches.

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Ray Gustini