We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The Hulk = 1 part Midori + 1 part Absinthe + 3 parts Mountain Dew wapo.st/JmHA2J

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 22, 2012

Serve over Eric Bana's crushed hopes of superstardom.

WATCH: People from this state may soon be able to drive with no hands! huff.to/LoVm3G

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) May 22, 2012

Typical Taxachusetts. 

Can women sing in falsetto like Prince? EXPLAINED: slate.me/Lw5AWg #physiology

— Slate (@Slate) May 22, 2012

Could have brought in the kids by changing Prince to 'whoever the lead singer for Passion Pit is'

BIDEN BLAMES TEA PARTY FOR BAD ECONOMY... drudge.tw/Kxk97g

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) May 22, 2012

We admit, this one took us awhile. He means the Tea Party movement, not some tea party a small child threw with her stuffed bears and dolls. Though she's not exactly helping the recovery by refusing to hire a second artisan scone-maker. 

"Robo-fish" to patrol seas for pollution bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) May 22, 2012

Also: punks.

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Ray Gustini