We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Shoved a girl! drudge.tw/JlSsir

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) May 10, 2012

A cute one, too!

The best mayonnaise you'll ever make yourself: slate.me/IY7iz3 #recipes

— Slate (@Slate) May 10, 2012

The key word being yourself. Nothing can match the collective good cheer on group mayo-making. But as solo spreads go, this is a good one.

Obama Girls Influence the President — Again nyti.ms/KdaIgF

— The Caucus (@thecaucus) May 10, 2012

Biggest political win for the Obama girls since that bike ride in Maine where everyone got ice cream and the First Lady didn't object. 
 

Young white women in Midwest most likely to use tanning beds nypost.com/p/news/nationa…

— New York Post (@NewYorkPost) May 10, 2012

True story: What the Tweet lived in an apartment above a tanning salon for two years while attending a large landgrant university in the Midwest. So we feel comfortable saying, this tweet is largely accurate. 

"All women become like their mothers.That is their tragedy.No man does.That's his." -Oscar Wilde huff.to/IDk80Z

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) May 10, 2012

We were expecting something from Coleridge. This is lovely too, though.

ArtsBeat: Watch Out for a Falling 'Spider-Man'! 'Forbidden Broadway' Is Returning: The revuew that spoofs Broadw... nyti.ms/JfV8yD

— New York Times Arts(@NYT_Arts) May 10, 2012

It's a word. A Times word.

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Ray Gustini