We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Is Rory Gilmore of Gilmore Girls right for Pete Campbell? slate.me/J9JDbc #MadMen

— Slate (@Slate) May 7, 2012

More important: is she emotionally prepared to deal with his impending suicide?

Is my tree (plant) supposed to look like this? huff.to/Kztj7D

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) May 7, 2012

Noting that a tree is a plant is always a vital bit of background for non-tree surgeons.

She's suspicious about an employee, so she Googles his name - and doesn't like what she finds. wapo.st/K67YBB

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 7, 2012

And people say the "grown-up" summer thriller is a myth! This is perfect: Clive Owen can play the employee. Maybe Amy Adams as the suspicious lady. Bing can play Google.

Blackburn v Wigan temporarily held up as there is a chicken on the pitch gu.com/p/37d3q/tw via @guardian

— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) May 7, 2012

That'll do it. 

A nice story: Tallest man in America gets free shoes from Reebok nydn.us/JXhJhM

— NYDN Lifestyle (@NYDNlifestyle) May 7, 2012

Good for the tallest man in America! Until an occasion arrives that calls for him to wear loafers.

The Ron Paul plot thickens...goo.gl/S2m9P

— Salon.com (@Salon) May 7, 2012

It's amazing what can happen if you just leave a Ron Paul plot on 'simmer' for an entire afternoon.

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Ray Gustini