We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Sqirls gone wild. Sqirls on film. Sqirls just wanna have fun. Sqirls on HBO's Girls: 

Hint: If you put enough rubber bands around a watermelon, it will explode (and give you a cool picnic trick): 

Ok, so we'll say it. We miss baby Lily on Modern Family, and yes we think that even though Aubrey Anderson-Emmons is cute, there are days we wish Lily was still being played by the twins Ella and Jaden Hiller. That said, Ella and Jaden, watch your backs: 

And finally. Praise be to Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il or whoever, for finding us Kim Jong-Un's lady friend's claim to fame. Here is Hyong Song-Wul's "Excellent Horse-Like Lady" in all of its factory-working greatness:

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Alexander Abad-Santos