We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Imagine if Justin Bieber's life were turned into a really emotional biopic. No, not Never Say Never, a really serious one like Ray or Walk the Line. Can't picture it? Well, the good people at UCB Comedy did that for you. 

While we're on the subject of Bieber here's his new video, which came out today. There's forbidden love and a brooding pop star: 

Poor Anthony "Spice" Adams, the NFL free agent has gotten our sympathies (and our giggles) with the video he made "Stuff NFL Free Agents Say." We know you'll start the diet up next week!

And coming to us via BuzzFeed Martin Starr's audition tape for Freaks and Geeks. Bill Haverchuck, how young he was...

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Esther Zuckerman