We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Will Ferrell is really, really, really upset about Kristen Stewart cheating on Rob Pattinson during his appearance on Conan. He even calls her a "trampire"! It's okay, Will. We understand. This too shall pass. 

As upset as Will Ferrell was about Kristen and Rob, we think this guy is equally as excited about trains. It's a "double trainbow!" As Pat's Papers pointed out, this isn't the first time a video has been posted of someone getting worked up about a train. 

The serious journalists over at The Wall Street Journal recreated Gabby Douglas' win — and other Olympic highlights — using elementary school classroom-type materials like clothespins and pipe cleaners. Get back to work, you guys. 

The trailer for a film co-written by Lena Dunham makes it look way more serious than Girls. 

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Esther Zuckerman