We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Not content with plunging Twilight into the depths of immaturity and making politicians "say" funny things, the Bad Lip Read team is at it again. And this time Katniss, Peeta, and some girl who totally isn't saying "Loco Crazy" are in their sights: 

Of course we're slightly immature (did you not see the video posted above?). Which is part of the reason we find Jill Biden's unintentional description of Joe Biden's penis funny (well as funny as politics gets). 

Homer Simpson endorses Mitt Romney. Simpsons writers on the other hand ...

Why yes, sending your kids' toys into space makes you the coolest parent. Ever. 

Not to fret. If you didn't send your child's toy into space, rest assured that you're still a good parent. A good parent who does not allow your pet cat to rock your child to sleep.

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Alexander Abad-Santos