We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Oh Christopher Walken. We thought we were over the Honey Boo Boo thing, but you had us at "sketti."  We were so wrong.

The odd thing about Ellen DeGeneres sending her writer to Best Buy to talk to people in pop song lyrics isn't that her writer Amy is going through with it. It's that there are people in this world who apparently don't know the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" or "What Makes You Beautiful."

For those of you who didn't go see Finding Nemo in 3D, you totally missed the best part of any Pixar/Disney movie: the animated short. Don't fret, we've got it right here:  

And finally, we've had a long day. We just want some "sketti" like these two:

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Alexander Abad-Santos