We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Guys, guys, c'mon, settle down. It's time we have a serious talk about fashion. Seriously, fashion is so much more than pretty, over-priced clothes on the pages of a magazine ... it's about culture, and accents, and ladies who look mean talking with funny accents about how they're saving lives they're photographing people in clothes for the pages of Vogue. Well, it's something like that (we think):  

From fashion we now move on to zombies, which are so hot right now ... so hot that we're not even sure what's being sold to us, but we like it? 

So yeah, apparently people still use Chatroulette. Awww, remember Chatroulette?  Well this guy is using it to read people's minds which is totally awesome. But there's still one burning question: exactly how many penises did this man have to see to perform his little trick?  And was it worth it? Okay, fine, that's two questions ... but still! 

And finally, in the spirit of "Giving Tuesday," we're giving you this video montage of animals giving each other food: 

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Alexander Abad-Santos