We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

For an Oscars that everyone pretty much thought was a mediocre snorefest, it was pretty "amazing" as Jimmy Kimmel points out. The real "amazing" feat is the poor intern who sat through this whole thing:

So basically, this next guy can do two things that we thought were impossible on their own and have never done before: juggle, and figure out a Rubik's cube. He does them both at the same time and we will just sit here and figure out how to talk him into joining our fledgling children's birthday entertainment empire: 

Invisible motion sounds pretty awesome and it actually is. Now, let's all find a way to add a yelling goat or dub step beat into this footage and we will have a new Internet phenomenon.  

And yes, putting yelling goats into music videos is a thing: 

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Alexander Abad-Santos