It's been less than six months since our last Wedding of the Century,
but don't worry, romance-lovers, we'll only have to wait six more for
the next one: Prince William has asked longtime girlfriend Kate
Middleton to marry him. The royal nuptials will take place next summer.
Naturally, British people are
freaking out.
Prime Minister David Cameron said there were cheers and "a great banging of
the table" when he told the cabinet of the engagement. More than
1,400 people "liked" the news on the royal Facebook page 25 minutes
after the story broke. The Queen says she's "absolutely delighted." So are the tabloids: the British press dubbed Middleton "Waity
Katie" because she's held on for a whole nine years since the pair met
at St. Andrews University in 2001.
- First Commoner to Marry Heir to Throne in 350 Years, Stephen Bates
explains at the Guardian. The last lucky proletarian lady was Anne
Hyde, who married the man who became King James II in 1660. But Anne was
the daughter of Charles II's lord chancellor. Middleton's parents are
nouveau riche, having made their money selling kids' party favors. "Her
mother, Carole, was formerly a British Airways flight attendant – hence
the snobbish jibes of some royal hangers-on about 'doors to manual' –
and her father, Michael, also once worked for BA as a dispatcher... But
it is the family business Party Pieces... which founded the family's
wealth and gave their daughter entry into higher social circles."
- British Ladies Not Heartbroken, according to a Guardian poll of readers. Only 13.6 percent said they were sad the prince is now off the market.
- 'Waity Katie' Is Creepy, Melissa McEwan
writes at Shakesville. Middleton "has never done a press interview or
been caught on camera talking about their relationship. 'She's never
spoken a word in public,' is the phrase I keep seeing. ... An article I
read about a week ago noted breathlessly that the British public does
not even know what her voice sounds like. This, I have heard and read
over and over, is a most impressive thing. And, more than that, it is
evidence of her suitability to be William's Wife. I must make clear that
this admiration for Ms. Middleton's silence is not being framed as the
sensible choice of a young woman who is evidently press-savvy and
prefers her privacy." People aren't impressed that she's independent and
clever enough to evade the celebrity press, McEwan writes. They think
she's making all the right moves to get William to marry her. The
message is: "Good Girls are civil and deferential and they don't make a
fuss."
- Bad Move, Kate, Bonnie Fuller
writes at The Huffington Post. As engagement rumors circulated this
summer, Fuller advised Middleton not to say yes if William popped the
question. "William and the royals should be begging Kate to marry into
their gene pool. They NEED her non-royal genes to add some genetic
diversity and brains into their too-tight family. It was only because
Prince Charles roped in the gorgeous, savvy and warm-hearted Lady Diana
Spencer that he ended up with such tall good-lookers as sons." But,
"Kate should run for the hills while she still has a chance. I believe
she does love William and that's why she's waited, but she's also no
doubt in love with the fairytale that she'll be carried away by her real
life prince."
- Class Warfare, the Guardian's Barbara Ellen
notes. Middleton has gotten brutal treatment--and that awful
nickname--by the press because her family "must be a bunch of commoner
upstarts. Ergo, Kate should be made to wait or even fail completely. The
middle-class girl from Berkshire must atone for her social-climbing
sins. This attitude also abounds in the ordinary world. When it comes to
whom they choose to love, it's as if women have to stay within precise,
class-based cum financial boundaries or they'll be instantly lumbered
with the gold-digger tag. With the royals, this attitude is deafening,
but why? These days, it's a farce if Waity Katie, or anyone, should be
made to feel "not good enough" for one of the most dysfunctional
families in Britain. Indeed, what kind of marital hell awaits Middleton
chez Windsor?"
- Middleton Is the Best William Can Do, Nadine Jolie
argues at Taki's Magazine. To be a royal means great parties, sure, but also
crushing 24-hour duties. "During his infamous break from Kate in 2007,
Prince William saw a succession of other women, but quickly found that
those outside his social circle (the good-time gals he met at bars and
clubs) would not only never fit in, but were often all too eager to sell
their stories to tabloids... Those within his circle, meanwhile—well-bred,
moneyed English beauties like Arabella Musgrave, Isabella
Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe and Olivia Hunt—have learned from Princess
Diana’s legacy... give
up an already-abundant life for stifling duty, no privacy and the
chance to briefly wear a heavy crown in Westminster Abbey? No, thanks." Middleton, however,
has proven to be both loyal and willing to play the game.
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