: Gavin McInnes
at Taki's Magazine
: 1,465 words
: To evaluate the languages of the world
: It is "typical of the languages we refuse to care about." See "the word they chose for cat: 'Meow.'"
: "Call me a Western chauvinist but if your naming animals
after the sounds they make, you're not really cut out for the modern
HAVING THUS DISPATCHED TAIWANESE, ON TO KOREAN
your language requires a paintbrush to spell out, it may be time for an
: "Can you imagine being nagged in this language? It sounds like a turkey being strangled to death"ON
: "No wonder Russians don’t have stand-up comedy. That language
sounds like a guy trying to eat his teeth. The fact that Russia has
some of the greatest writers in the world using such an ugly language
is a testament to how horrible it is to be outside in Russia."ON
: "Basically a party in your mouth where everyone is invited. It
sounds like a chili bubbling over a xylophone and it’s so fun to speak,
I'm surprised there aren’t more Indian rappers. If a 'Piari Larki'
(pretty girl) asks 'Que ‘hall chelle, yar?' (how’s it going, dude?) you
can tell her everything is 'Teek tok' (cool). Was this language
invented by potheads?"
: "The most hideous language in all of Europe. Including it in the Romance Languages is like calling rape romantic."
THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD
: Why does French, the language of love, not distinguish
between "love" and "like" in "je t'aime"? "This is a pretty huge
distinction in the world of courting and it's something we need to
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