Even though Hillary Clinton will return to her office at the State Department as soon as next week, imaginative people still think her concussion and ensuing blood clot have been a convenient cover-up for a conspiracy to conceal information about the Benghazi attacks. Which led one sarcastic commenter to ask today: What else is she not telling us about? theartistformerlyknownashandle wagers: 

I bet she'll never admit to assassinating Kennedy, fluoridating the water, planning 9/11 or crashing the economy, let alone attacking our own consulate. Really proves how far this cover up has gone when they resort to self induced cerebral hemorrhaging... truly insidious!

I also heard she's the one flying those chemtrail planes. Oh, and she's clearly Illuminati and Reptilian. 

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