Gail Collins on All Topics
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“There is a stupendous lack of real enthusiasm in the Senate for doing anything as dramatic as eliminating the senators’ right to stop things.”
“How can you not be fascinated when the White House announces it wants to cancel plans to put an American on the moon by 2020? Weren’t we already there?”
“Compared with Illinois, Massachusetts is Athens in the age of Pericles.”
“We’re currently stuck in a place where people no longer feel as though they need to be part of the solution.”
“Barack Obama did not leave Hawaii to wind up remembered as the James Polk of the 21st century.”
“If the Democrats are looking for a wake-up call from Massachusetts, the big rooster in the room is the plethora of underwhelming candidates they are fielding.”
“Now that [Democrats are] down to 59 votes, the theory is that we’ll have such modest expectations that we’ll fall down with admiration if the senators manage to get their shoe laces tied in the morning.”
“We seem to be living in a time of intense but inchoate communication. What better symbol than the official joining of Sarah Palin and Fox News?”
“Why isn’t 90 percent of the country marching on the Capitol with teapots and funny hats, waving signs about the filibuster?”
“Gun control is one of those issues where deep political division hides a general national consensus.”
“Senator Byron Dorgan is retiring! I know this comes as a shock to you, people. Also Senator Chris Dodd! We are only one week into the new year, and the political world is in turmoil. It’s a wonder we can continue on with our regular duties.”
“Has the health care bill been so abused by the various pols who’ve held its fate in their hands that it’s time to put it out of its misery?”
“Who would have thought that this holiday season we’d be obsessed with the senator from Connecticut? Really, I was hoping it would be more about shopping for mittens on the Internet.”
“Do you remember the scandal about the U.S. Embassy guards in Kabul, Afghanistan, who got naked and held wild hazing rituals?”
“It’s time for political sex scandals to reclaim their rightful place in our national discourse. The way things have been going lately, you’d think extramarital sex only happened to professional athletes.”