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Satan Wrote Cheney's Book Intro

Heather Horn 16 Views Jan 5, 2010
AUTHOR: Representative Alan Grayson (D-FL)
FORUM: Any interview available
TARGETS: Former Vice President Dick Cheney, the Republican party
MOST RECENT VOLLEY: Arguing in an MSNBC interview that Cheney's recent attacks on Obama are a publicity stunt to boost sales of his new book
POSSIBLE AUTHORS OF CHENEY'S BOOK INTRODUCTION: Mephistopheles, Satan
OTHER THOUGHTS ON THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT: That he is a vampire who should "STFU"
PET NAME FOR REPUBLICANS: "Knuckle-dragging Neanderthals"
WHY GRAYSON'S NOT AFRAID OF AN ARMY OF NEANDERTHALS LED BY A VAMPIRE WITH A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH SATAN ATTACKING HIM IN 2010: "As Franklin Roosevelt said: 'I welcome their hatred'"
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