Morning Vid: Jon Stewart, America's Newest Corporation

Jake Simpson 832 Views Mar 17, 2010
After the Supreme Court lifted bans on corporate campaign spending, one Maryland company, Murray Hill Inc., decided to push the limits of the decision by running for Congress as a corporation. Never one to let comedy gold pass him by, Jon Stewart took a page from Murray Hill's book and declared himself a corporation, creating "United JonCo International".

Yes, the Comedy Central host became a one-man corporation and immediately availed himself of the many loopholes and tricks employed by Wall Street companies during the financial crisis. In a devastating social satire, Stewart uses one slick deal after another to turn a 1984 Volvo station wagon ("with a Pioneer tape deck") into $4.5 million. And when his shady moves catch up with him, Stewart becomes the latest corporation to turn to the federal government.
Oh, what that wrong? Should I not have done that? Dude, I'm so sorry. Let me just go get my severance package of... $10 million! Holy sh*t! Thanks, JonCo! Where did you get that kind of money? You were bailed out? You were too big to fail? Well, I'll just take that and head down to St. Barts!

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