Is anyone taking an over/under for how long until an article explores what Talladega Nights says about McChrystal's Afpak strategy?
Wonder if McChrystal woke up this morning and pissed excellence. #McClusterfuck #RickyBobby (Let's hope so.)
I predict M4 will be fired, but then his real father will teach him how to be a general again by locking him in a car with a cougar.
O to M4: "If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the meeting, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little bit of SHAKE... and BAKE!"
M4 and POTUS go together like cocaine and waffles. http://youtu.be/8RUO-V9BSnc RT @natlsecuritycnn: Gen. McChrystal has arrived at the WH.
If Old Ebbitt has a special on Bud Light Lime, you know McChrystal gets the axe
Meeting over. McChrystal now leading WH, Pentagon on slow-speed chase in white Bronco.
@InkSptsGulliver What if Obama finds out M4 doesn't chew Big Red? http://youtu.be/rwmZOxQmHlE
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