Is anyone taking an over/under for how long until an article explores what Talladega Nights says about McChrystal's Afpak strategy?
I predict M4 will be fired, but then his real father will teach him how to be a general again by locking him in a car with a cougar.
O to M4: "If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the meeting, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little bit of SHAKE... and BAKE!"
If Old Ebbitt has a special on Bud Light Lime, you know McChrystal gets the axe
Meeting over. McChrystal now leading WH, Pentagon on slow-speed chase in white Bronco.