If that doesn't work, try a happy meal at McDonald's. You know where McDonald's is. There's the dollar menu at McDonald's. And if they don't have chicken nuggets, dial 9-1-1 and ask for Obama. There's another place if none of these options work to find food. There's always the neighborhood dumpster. Now you might find competition with homeless people there. But there are videos that have been produced to show you how to healthfully dine and how to dumpster dive and to survive until school kicks back up in August.The Washington Post's David Weigel quips, "BREAKING: Limbaugh endorses freeganism... DEVELOPING..."
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