RICK BARBER: Hey Abe, if someone's forced to work for months to pay taxes so a total stranger can get a free meal, medical procedure, or a bailout, what's that called?The montage of images--including one of Auschwitz--that follows may be poignant, but nothing compares to the bonus rendition of the fourth verse of the Star Spangled Banner by Lewis Schaeffer that closes the ad (beginning at 1:03).
FAUX ABRAHAM LINCOLN: ...
BARBER: What's it called when one man is forced to work for another?
FAUX LINCOLN: SLAVERY.
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