National Review's Jim Geraghty presumably feels superior about his aversion to lettuce.
CNN: "Al-Qaeda targeting Americans by threatening to poison salad bars." Ha! You'll never catch me there, bastards!
jimgeraghty
jimgeraghty
J.M. Berger worries about giving other potential terrorists ideas.
If no one was trying to poison a salad bar before, I am sure someone will now.
J.M. Berger
intelwire
Magnus Lie Hetland is already predicting an increase in salad security.
Great. Now we’re going to get full body scanners by the salad bar. #alqaeda #poisonplot
Magnus Lie Hetland
mlhetland
Barry Dorans and Marcos Espinoza wonder if salad bars are really the best target.
Terrorists are threatening to attack salad bars in america? SALAD BARS? Haven't they seen americans? *snicker*
Barry Dorrans
blowdart
Dumbasses. Nobody gets the salad bar anymore: RT @TheAtlanticFOOD: Al Qaeda plot to slip cyanide into buffets and salads http://su.pr/336Sqe
Marcos Espinoza
FidelGastro
But Political Quotes thinks the target might be effective at getting through to some people.
First They Came for the Applebee’s Salad Bar: If you thought middle America was pissed when they hit the WTC... http://bit.ly/ibjydE #p2
Political Quotes
Political_Talk
Marcus Lush remembers last year's terror threat.
latest terrorism target in the US is the salad bar! last xmas the underwear bomber - this xmas the salad bar poisoner!
Marcus Lush
marcuslush
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