Hrm, my leaked copy of SOTU calls for invading France. Fear this may be very early draft.
Brian Beutler
brianbeutler
Tonight's checkmate moment will come when it turns out Colin Firth will be delivering the address. #sotu
Jason Linkins
dceiver
Wondering if senators will be guided to the House chamber by a Japanese tour guide holding up an umbrella.
HuffPost Hill
HuffPostHill
Boehner MAY cry: Reference at the end to "someone who began by sweeping the floors of his father’s Cincinnati bar" (h/t @mateagold)
Aaron Blake
FixAaron
SOTU draft contains the best smoked salmon joke in a presidential address in a generation.
mattyglesias
mattyglesias
President Obama is foregoing prepared text and will instead spend 40 minutes on breaking up the BCS.
colbyhall
colbyhall
SPOILER: In State of Union address President Obama will reveal extent of Jay Cutler's knee injury & his Pro Bowl pick!
Eric Stangel
EricStangel
Sure hope Obama spares a word or two tonight for the guys in jail.
wise_kaplan
wise_kaplan
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