Last week's election remains on the minds of Fox News correspondents who still can't figure out why Republicans lost. Now, it seems, they're looking for someone to blame ways to broaden their base. Jon Stewart is here to help them figure out how to woo single women. 

After explaining why Asians, Latinos (Hispanics), and minorities didn't vote for Romney, the researchers over at Fox figured out that Mitt Romney also lost big when it came to single women. Somehow all got translated into this simple message (why, we can't exactly explain): Single women are irresponsible single-issue voters who vote solely on birth control and abortion. Well, that's not going to fly. With an assist from Kristen Schaal, here's the Daily Show's valiant attempt at helping Republicans "vajazzle their message." 

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Alexander Abad-Santos