By Heather Horn

Dec 30, 2009

Locavores Are Like Racists

Ethan Epstein gets extra-specially contrarian

Comments | 134 Views

By John Hudson

Dec 22, 2009

'No Tears for [Allen Salkin]'

Nick Denton kicks an unemployed reporter when he's down

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By Heather Horn

Dec 22, 2009

'An Undigested Mass of Clichés'

John Podhoretz tears into Avatar

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By Heather Horn

Dec 18, 2009

'We Will Still Punch You in the Face'

The "Overlords" love punching hippies in Copenhagen

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By Heather Horn

Dec 16, 2009

On the 2nd Day of Krustmas, Everyone Was Impotent

Jason Peters tells how guitar-strumming Bible-thumpers destroy December

Comments | 171 Views

By Benjamin F. Carlson

Dec 15, 2009

'Men Are Like the Polar Bear'

Richard Cohen explains why the Glass Ceiling will never break

Comments | 81 Views

By Heather Horn

Dec 14, 2009

Noam Chomsky and 'Advertised Reality'

Bruce Levine on why psychiatrists can't be trusted and why the Soviets fell

Comments | 345 Views

By Heather Horn

Dec 9, 2009

'Totalitarian Sentimentality'

Liberals fake niceness and encourage mayhem

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By Heather Horn

Dec 9, 2009

'Do We Deserve to Live?'

The real climate-change question at Copenhagen

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By Mara Gay

Dec 9, 2009

'Neptune's Bones Dissolve'

Al Gore writes a poem envisioning a climate-change apocalypse

Comments | 172 Views

By Heather Horn

Dec 7, 2009

'A Chimpanzee's Tea Party'

George Monbiot reveals how Canada became "the urgent threat to world peace"

Comments | 108 Views

By Max Fisher

Dec 4, 2009

'Naughty Panda News'

The Weekly Standard discovers Asia

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By Max Fisher

Dec 2, 2009

Tail Gunners, Bridge Trolls, and Gone With The Wind

Chris Matthews calls West Point "The enemy camp"

Comments | 172 Views

By Heather Horn

Dec 1, 2009

Cindy Lou Who is a Corporate Whore!

Blogger Thers has a Christmas message: capitalism

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By Heather Horn

Nov 30, 2009

George Will, aka 'Grandpa Crazy-Pants'

Joshua Holland stands up for marijuana, clobbers "crotchety old fart"

Comments | 120 Views

By Mara Gay

Nov 24, 2009

'I Hate Stuffing'

A foreign-born writer is repulsed by "mushy bread crumbs in an empty carcass"

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By Mara Gay

Nov 23, 2009

In Global Warming Emails, C Is for Climategate

One conservative blogger turns to Sesame Street to blast "climate alarmism"

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By Heather Horn

Nov 20, 2009

'Bat-Guano Out-of-Their-Freakin' -Minds Crazy'

Will Bunch thinks he's found a pattern in recent polls

Comments | 817 Views

By Carl Franzen

Nov 19, 2009

Hark! 'The Apple Tablet is Dead'

Ian Paul has had enough of Apple Tablet rumor-mongering

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By Heather Horn

Nov 18, 2009

'America Is Becoming Prissy'

Also "self-righteous" and "self-centered," says Victor Davis Hanson

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By Heather Horn

Nov 17, 2009

'Take Me Back to Constantinople'!

Edward Luttwack thinks America should follow the Byzantines

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By Heather Horn

Nov 16, 2009

I Hate Christmas Commercials

Charlie Booker doesn't just hate washing machines

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By Mara Gay

Nov 13, 2009

Viagra's Not a Constitutional Right

An "immoderate proposal" from an angry pro-choice woman

Comments | 21 Views

By Carl Franzen

Nov 13, 2009

'Invasion of the Nuclear-Family Snatchers'

Hollywood is getting awfully preachy

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By Heather Horn

Nov 12, 2009

Huck Finn Doesn't Eat Eclairs

Belgian Budweiser? Timothy Egan won't take it

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By Mara Gay

Nov 11, 2009

Mansplainers and Proverbial Frogs

Why women should revolt against the Democrats

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By Heather Horn

Nov 11, 2009

Fox Is 'Pissing on Green Arrow Signs'

Vanity Fair's silver-tongued literato stands up for his portfolio

Comments | 63 Views

By Heather Horn

Nov 10, 2009

'The Berlin Wall Was a Duck'

A Reagan fan explains the Fort Hood shooting with water fowl

Comments | 169 Views

By Heather Horn

Nov 9, 2009

'Hell Is Buying Washing Machines'

A writer loses the will to live while buying a major appliance

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By Heather Horn

Nov 6, 2009

I Don't Genuflect to Aliens

Representative Jan Schakowsky is fighting for you

Comments | 11 Views

By Heather Horn

Nov 5, 2009

Let's Call Them Krustians

Jason Peters is sick of Christian rock enthusiasts

Comments | 369 Views

By Carl Franzen

Nov 4, 2009

Comcast Is Like Hurricane Katrina

Comcast and Verizon messed with the wrong revolutionary

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By Heather Horn

Nov 4, 2009

'Dylan Fans Are Like Baby Huey Dolls'

Andrew Ferguson thinks about punching Bob Dylan fans--hard

Comments | 173 Views

By Heather Horn

Nov 3, 2009

'Swimmers in a Sea of Mass Produced Goods'

Joe Bageant discovers capitalism--again

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By Max Fisher

Nov 2, 2009

'Let Them Eat Dog'

Vegetarian novelist Jonathan Safran Foer has a modest proposal

Comments | 1,207 Views

By Heather Horn

Oct 30, 2009

Demons Get Busy in the Vortexes of Hell

"Sex with demons," "animal and human sacrifices," and trick-or-treat

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By Heather Horn

Oct 29, 2009

'Latter Day Peasant Masters'

Tula Connell dishes on "corporate serfdom"

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By Katharine Rust

Oct 28, 2009

'Andre Agassi Was a Tweaker'

Sports writer Ray Ratto hates on tennis star's meth habit, athletes

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By Heather Horn

Oct 27, 2009

'Heidegger's Faux Tyrolean Wardrobe'

Carlin Romano rips philosopher Martin Heidegger a new one

Comments | 119 Views

By Mara Gay

Oct 26, 2009

'A Little Off-the-Books Nookie'

A Fox Sports writer says women in the workplace have ruined monogamy. Is he joking?

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By Heather Horn

Oct 23, 2009

'Rushpubliscums'

A small-time liberal blogger lets loose on John McCain

Comments | 172 Views

By John Hudson

Oct 22, 2009

Shame on You Lil' Wayne

A loyal fan lashes out at Lil' Wayne for his latest gun charge

Comments | 246 Views

By Mara Gay

Oct 21, 2009

America's 'Secular Saboteurs'

Bill Donahue urges a crusade against secularism

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By Heather Horn

Oct 20, 2009

'Resistance Against the Despots'

A "Tea party mobstress" on why "Bay Area mobsters" are best

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By Heather Horn

Oct 19, 2009

'Universal Standard for Societal Implosions'

Alternet's Scott Thill wants you to spit out that celebratory champagne for the Dow 10,000

Comments | 172 Views

By Heather Horn

Oct 16, 2009

'Amateurishness, Wrapped in Naivete, Inside Credulity'

Charles Krauthammer gets his disdain on over Obama's foreign policy

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By Heather Horn

Oct 15, 2009

Biden Should Resign So I Can Get Attention

Arianna Huffington drops over 1,000 words in a click-boosting provocation

Comments | 334 Views

By Mara Gay

Oct 14, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Has a Dream

Mike DeVine says the talk radio host embodies MLK's dream of a color-free world

Comments | 204 Views

By Heather Horn

Oct 14, 2009

'Meth-fueled Orgies with Male Hookers'

Stephen Marche thinks the vampire trend is all about girls yearning for gay guys

Comments | 172 Views

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