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After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

By Ray Gustini

Feb 29, 2012

Gams, Antimatter, and a New 2,000-Year-Old Man

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

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By Ray Gustini

Feb 28, 2012

Cat Burglars, Coney Island, and Rebekah Brooks' Horse

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

Comments | 638 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 27, 2012

Singletons, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the Return of Gordon Gekko

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

Comments | 1,749 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 24, 2012

Hobo Planets, Tyra Banks Graduates, and Glass Eye Goodbyes

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 1,779 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 23, 2012

Yelling at Chris Brown, Table Makeovers, and White Castle Wine

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 154 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 22, 2012

C.S. Lewis College, Amphibians and Birth Control, and Automaton Fever

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 473 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 21, 2012

Chimps Shouting, Orange-Tossing, and a Pancake Day Miracle

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

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By Ray Gustini

Feb 20, 2012

Cormac McCarthy, Mob Molls, and Synthetic Hamburgers

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense

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By Ray Gustini

Feb 17, 2012

Double Tots, Plastic Plants, and Movie Trees

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 949 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 16, 2012

Aspirin, Stink Bugs, and Raquel Welch

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 2,681 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 15, 2012

Wrestlers, Flower Buds, and Electric Cigarettes

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 893 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 14, 2012

Dental Implants, Bruce Greenwood and Amanda Knox Knock-Knock Jokes

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 2,104 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 13, 2012

Salamanders, Ponytails, and Valentine's Day Drinking

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,747 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 10, 2012

Homophones, Love, and a Little Black Dress

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing out favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 2,198 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 9, 2012

Canadian Bagels, Flutes, and Fiancee Trouble

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 1,254 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 7, 2012

Granite Countertops, Werner Herzog, and Disaster Preparedness

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,207 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 6, 2012

K Street, Tubas, and Eye Socket Science

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 386 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 2, 2012

Otters, Ice, and Ye Olde Super Bowl Preview

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 161 Views

By Ray Gustini

Feb 1, 2012

Groundhogs, the Fountain of Youth, and Another Hero Dog

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 845 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 31, 2012

Boots, Deli Meats, and Fun with Chris Matthews

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 345 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 30, 2012

Gold Swords, Marriage Killers, and Pricey Moon Colonies

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

Comments | 1,724 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 27, 2012

Magnets, Taste Buds, and the Odd Box

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,163 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 26, 2012

Gingrich's Secret Weapon, Cat Burglars, and Starbucks Clones

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,286 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 25, 2012

Hellboy, Venomous Primates, and Headbands

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 1,980 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 24, 2012

Road Rage, Shep Smith, and Rose-Tinted Spectacles

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 690 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 23, 2012

Food Carts, Sherlock Holmes, and Corey Feldman's Future

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense. 

Comments | 345 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 19, 2012

Europe, Catalina Foxes, and Brunch With Robert Redford

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make sense.

Comments | 661 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 17, 2012

Denmark, Clumsy Polar Bears, and Rejecting Rick Perry

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,210 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 13, 2012

Philosotoddlers, Heist Movies, and Your Sinister Television

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make any sense.

Comments | 622 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 12, 2012

Woots, Bond Villains and Food Porn

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that didn't make any sense.

Comments | 1,424 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 11, 2012

Velvet Underground, French Kids, and British Slang

After a long day staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 690 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 10, 2012

Kim Novak, Parsnips, and Dating Scientists

After a long day staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 908 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 9, 2012

Paul McCartney, Charlie Rose and 'Back to the Future'

After a long day staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 2,813 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 6, 2012

Lucky Tuna, Radio Battles, and the Army's Existential Crisis

After a long day staring at Twitter, these are our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 354 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 4, 2012

Wounded Robbers, Ramones Curios, and Zombie Bees

After a long day spent staring of Twitter, a look back at the tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 237 Views

By Ray Gustini

Jan 2, 2012

Bowties, Organic Tomatos, and Tintin

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, a look at the tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 862 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 29, 2011

Mia Farrow Misses the Old Newsweek

On Twitter, a former institution tells a former institution that it can do better

Comments | 2,150 Views

By Adam Clark Estes

Dec 28, 2011

Sea Turtles, Protester Costumes, and How iPads Will Save Global Politics

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 842 Views

By Adam Clark Estes

Dec 27, 2011

Do Not Attempt to Steal a Greyhound Bus

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 5,901 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 22, 2011

Frankincense, Long Hair, and Prince William's Awesome Dance

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

Comments | 2,035 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 21, 2011

Thomas Jane, Mayan Ruins, and a Very Teamster Christmas

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 3,444 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 20, 2011

Modern Scrooges, Bowl Bans, and Mistletoe

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

 

Comments | 690 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 19, 2011

Mitt Romney, Bioluminescent Sea Creatures, and Radiohead

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 209 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 13, 2011

Typos, Tweets of the Year, and Sitters for Hire

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,110 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 12, 2011

Whale Skulls, Spandex, and Violent Holiday Imagery

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 350 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 9, 2011

The Lion Man, Tortoises, and Big Sister

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 354 Views

By Ray Gustini

Dec 8, 2011

Polar Bears, LSU Cheerleaders, and Popular Dogs

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 1,611 Views

By Adam Clark Estes

Dec 7, 2011

Boring Friends, Spoken Word and the Science of Smiles

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 470 Views

By Adam Clark Estes

Dec 6, 2011

Poetic Bros, Robocalls, and the Worst Christmas Surprise Ever

After a long day staring at Twitter, these are our favorite tweets that made no sense.

Comments | 736 Views

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