Yeti Crabs, Hangover Tips, and a Vote for Kale

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

By Ray Gustini

Dec 1, 2011

3-D Rabbits, Velvet Screens, and Heating Tips

After a long day staring at Twitter, these are our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 30, 2011

Lenny Kravitz, Royal Customers, and an Oil Fight

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 29, 2011

Twitter Fights, Tea Cups, and Chia Pets

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, these are the tweets that made no sense

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Nov 28, 2011

Totem Poles, Monkeys, and Thanksgiving Leftovers

After a long day staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 25, 2011

Scrooge McDuck, The Boss, and CARBS

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 22, 2011

Intellectual Historians, Lady Scientists, and Congolese Wrestlers

After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 21, 2011

Adrian Grenier, Kate Middleton, and Pepper Spray

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense

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Nov 18, 2011

Voodoo, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Liam Neeson

After a long day staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 17, 2011

Crocodile Insurance, Ann Taylor, and Sir Ben

After a long day of staring at Twitter, these were our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 16, 2011

Beards, Forgiveness, and Your Mystery TV Companion

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're picking out the tweets that made no sense

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Nov 15, 2011

Grover Norquist, Badges, and One Tall Fountain

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing the tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 14, 2011

Smooth Segues, Aggressive Kids, and Negotiating with Jerks

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 11, 2011

The Amish, The Murdochs, and Canada's Loch Ness Monster

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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By Ray Gustini

Nov 9, 2011

Schmucks, Liars, and Doggy Overlords

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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Nov 8, 2011

Val Kilmer, Mitt Romney and Tintin's Catholic Heritage

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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By Ray Gustini

Nov 7, 2011

The Internet, Robert Pattinson, and Your Cat's Vacation Plans

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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By Ray Gustini

Nov 4, 2011

Matt Lauer, Squirrels, and the Curse of Kardashian

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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By Ray Gustini

Nov 3, 2011

Yanking, Tweed, and Cantaloupe Death

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

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By Ray Gustini

Nov 2, 2011

Aussie Mustaches, Mark Sanford, and Cheap Wine

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

Comments | 407 Views

By Ray Gustini

Nov 1, 2011

Jon Huntsman, Barbed Wire, and Daring Heists

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 31, 2011

Foreign Ghosts, Austrian Anthems, and Zombie Bloggers

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 28, 2011

Al Davis, Demon Sheep, and Black Licorice

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 27, 2011

Bacon Cats, Sea Gulls, and 'Mad Men'

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 26, 2011

Chaz Bono, Beer Gardens, and Haunted Houses

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Comments | 656 Views

By Ray Gustini

Oct 25, 2011

Pinocchio, Wombats, and George Costanza

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Comments | 481 Views

By Ray Gustini

Oct 24, 2011

Pumpkins, Bees, and a Famous Tooth

Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 18, 2011

Silver, Detroit, and Suits of Armor

Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 14, 2011

Cheese, Mole Rats, and Mouthy Matchmakers

Plus: Sour, materialistic couples may not be as happy as they appear

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 13, 2011

Ryan Gosling, Hilary Swank, and Detroit

Plus: Wedding etiquette when a guest is stabbed

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 12, 2011

Oily Penguins, Opera, and Jay-Z 101

Plus: Iran isn't saying why it put a monkey on a rocket

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 5, 2011

Bluths, Coens, and Armadillos

Plus: Your new tablet is a lazy mooch

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By Ray Gustini

Oct 4, 2011

Hidden Costs, Bears, and Zune

Plus: A pop quiz about immigration and cats

Comments | 471 Views

By Ray Gustini

Oct 3, 2011

Nobel Rules, Calendars, and Clearance Sales

Plus: The one person who has everything you want

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 29, 2011

Frozen Heads, Piranhas, and Forgotten Belts

Plus: A compelling argument against common courtesy

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 28, 2011

Weather Vanes, Milkshake Drinking, and Lowly Versatility

Plus: Sarah Palin entertains the notion of Herb Cain

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 27, 2011

Winter Clothes, Slow Starts, and a Famous Dead Bear

The tweets that made no sense today

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 26, 2011

The Postal Service, Rin Tin Tin, and Grilled Cheese

Plus: Minnesota may be down a famous bear

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 23, 2011

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Sep 22, 2011

Olympics Pre-Crime, Jabs, and the Detroit Lions

Plus: The Olympic boxing fix was in

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 21, 2011

Fescue, Relationships, and Sinking Toffee Shops

Plus: How to negotiate with a wayward satellite, if you must

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 20, 2011

Nicolas Cage, Nice Nudists, and the Disappearing Early Bird

Plus: Michael Bloomberg is the best big brother a kid could ask for

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 19, 2011

Good Brunch, Giant Snails, and Supergrass

Plus: The 21st century is a cartographer's dream

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 16, 2011

Pat Robertson, Political Science and the Casting Call from U.N.C.L.E

Plus: Fox News enjoys silly drink names, if they're tasteful

Comments | 542 Views

By Ray Gustini

Sep 14, 2011

Custom Shirts, Opium, and Monster Rockets

Plus: Imagining a 'Simpsons'-specific cable network

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 13, 2011

Lucid Dreams, Courtney Love, and Ghoulish Hotels

Plus: Children really don't need all that stuff

Comments | 345 Views

By Ray Gustini

Sep 12, 2011

Demon Bats, Clowning Dictators, and Russian Puppets

The tweets that gave us pause Monday

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By Ray Gustini

Sep 8, 2011

Golden Cats, Ex-Girlfriends, and Eye Injuries

Plus: The Washington Post would like to sell you some 150-year-old mail

Comments | 254 Views

By Ray Gustini

Sep 7, 2011

Mozzarella, Newspapers, and Frozen Lasagna

Plus: "Just a boring story about a weatherman waking up in a drugged haze"

Comments | 516 Views

By Ray Gustini

Sep 6, 2011

Poll Numbers, Zombie Movies, and One Giant Crocodile

Plus: A school bus battery thief is on the loose

Comments | 425 Views

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