Today in celebrity gossip: Lauryn Hill faces sentencing on nearly $1 million in unpaid taxes, Patrick Schwarzenegger flips out, and Lindsay Lohan says she doesn't need rehab.
Rumors are swirling that Brad and Angie might finally tie the knot at their French chateau this weekend. Elsewhere in celebrity gossip: Heir and blog mogul Jay Penske's wild night in Nantucket, Mischa Barton has a royal-ish friend, and Lindsay Lohan mellows out.
Today in showbiz news: A Jonas Brother wants on American Idol, Jennifer Lawrence gets into a kinky relationship, and Lindsay Lohan to further debase herself.
The latest celebrity-with-gun-accessory photos we're talking about are Terry Richardson's disturbing shots of Lindsay Lohan, which the photographer took down after they started to get "negative attention."
Today: LiLo was out and about after her exhaustion scare, Gisele might be preggers, and Kate Middleton would like to be soon.
Responding to the hubbub yesterday over her exhaustion, Lindsay Lohan joked about how she wishes the paramedics who rushed to her hotel room yesterday when she wouldn't wake up were cute.
One commenter has seconded our plea for a little more decorum in discussing Lindsay Lohan following the breaking non-news that the actress was a wee bit tired today.
Following Lindsay Lohan's car wreck last week, this afternoon brought more disturbing news about the actress.
Today: PSH goes off the grid, Lindsay Lohan has a terrible new project in the works, and Dexter has a new ladyfriend.
Accusations of mysterious pink bags, bribes and lies are making the Lindsay Lohan car crash story juicier than it originally appeared to be.
Let's hope no one was hurt. TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in the ER after crashing her Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler in Santa Monica.
Lindsay Lohan doesn't like the Richard Burton pickings, Brangelina has yet to set a date, and Jason Sudeikis is apparently unsure of his late night future.
Today: Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan get chummy, David Brooks departs Bethesda for D.C., and the Vogue editors will all be wearing pink tonight at the Costume Institute gala.
Lindsay Lohan was a valuable photo-taking asset at the White House Correspondents' dinner, CNBC is worried about the state of Squawk Box and Closing Bell, and Questlove's baby gift to Jay-Z and Beyoncé comes up short.
Saturday is the night of the weekend's main event, "nerd prom," but that didn't stop anyone from enjoying the many parties thrown across Washington on Friday night.
An important update to our morning gossip: Lindsay Lohan may be missing her date with Greta Van Susteren to the White House Correspondents Dinner because, TMZ reports, she seems to have missed her flight from LAX.
Yesterday we learned that Lindsay Lohan, the last decade's fiery queen of destruction, has officially landed the starring role in a new Lifetime biopic of Elizabeth Taylor. It's a decent-sized coup for the largely unemployable actress, and, one hopes at least, a sign that Lohan is finally growing the hell up and getting her act together.
Today: Lindsay Lohan gets a big Lifetime role, Gina Carano keeps on acting, and the BBC cancels a show.
Lindsay Lohan is a Homeland fan, not a fighter, Gerard Butler is singing for his supper, and Mitt Romney hits the beach.
Your daily dose of Jon Hamm news: An SNL sketch with Lindsay Lohan was pulled at the last second. And don't get him started on Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian!
No one seemed to understand what Lindsay Lohan was doing hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, including Lindsay Lohan.
From Cubans hawking cigar products to Egypt's corrupting state media to the vaunted penmanship of North Korea's "dear respected leader," today's propaganda report keeps you informed on the latest in state-sponsored agitprop. We begin in Iran!
Scott Speedman is having a comeback, someone's letting Lindsay Lohan do live television, and Chris Colfer made a little movie.
Also: Bobby Brown had a brief stay at the blackjack table following Whitney Houston's funeral, Reese Witherspoon remains a charmer, and Oliver Stone's son converts to Islam.
Also: the Downton Abbey set almost became Andrew Lloyd Webber's junk drawer for priceless art, Elin Nordegren is tearing down a $12 million house and building an exact replica in its place, and some moms are considering a lawsuit for the inconvenience Blue Ivy's birth put them through.
The fact that the nude photos of Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy showed up online on Friday isn't surprising, but the insane level of determination that led an anonymous file-sharer to comb the web to find, download and post the files certainly is.
Staff members working for Rep. Steven Palazzo tore up Annapolis, Conde Nast editors are invading ABC Family, and Hugh Hefner wasn't too pleased with Lindsay Lohan's Playboy photos.
Plus: Dana Carvey is a leading candidate to replace Regis Philbin, Lindsay Lohan's out of jail after 282 minutes
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Lindsay Lohan is absolutely, positively, really going to jail this time, or so we're promised
Also: Tom Cruise got food poisoning from a "bad prawn" and a Scientology chef took the blame, eleven GOP senators went out for steaks with Herman Cain, and Adele's vocal cords are in good hands
Further cancellations by singer Adele spark throat cancer fears, Hillary Swank is cleaning house after her appearance at the Chechen president's birthday, and CNN is shaking up its morning lineup.
What Europeans notables gave Giulia Bruni-Sarkozy, Prince Harry is shopping at Wal-Mart and maybe making time with girls with "burly" boyfriends, and Prince Daniel drops by a D.C. public school.
Lindsay Lohan is posing for Playboy at a discount, The X Factor and Dancing with the Stars fight over bathrooms, and the Gingriches spent their Sunday at the mall.
Plus: Politico reporter resigns over plagiarism and Roger Ailes saved a man's life
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