Today in celebrity news: Heidi Klum helped rescue her son and two nannies from the watery depths this weekend, Amy Poehler went on (gulp) a date, and Lindsay Lohan makes an April Fools' joke.
Today in celebrity news: Chelsea Clinton has been working at NYU somewhat undercover, Arnold and Maria aren't quite over, and Ashton meets the parents.
Today in famous person news: LiLo and KStew have become pals, Amanda Bynes took a trip to Times Square, and Maria Shriver hasn't taken down her Christmas lights yet.
Maria Shriver had Arnold Schwarzenegger convinced running for office was a bad idea, but her mother, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, told her to let Arnold run.
Plus: a distasteful (alleged encounter) with director David O. Russell
Keith Olbermann and Current TV can't agree why he wasn't on the air last night, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger are wearing rings in public again, and Al Roker is not the person to ask for a favor on a long flight.
Plus: Lady Gaga thinks you should be listening to Lady Gaga
One reporter relays his experience eating tacquitos in the governator's house
The latest details of the evolving Schwarzenegger love child scandal
Plus: another CBS News producer is shown the door
Global voyeurism sparked by an American phenomenon: the power couple
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