Nobody tells Morgan Freeman how to plug a movie, one of John Travolta's masseurs hires Gloria Allred, and Kanye West isn't singing about Kim Kardashian,
Timothy Geithner's future, mapped out by his father-in-law, Prince Harry is going to be making a brief appearance in D.C. next month, and Jennifer Aniston's rep swears she isn't secretly scouting nice places to get married in Greece.
Courtney Love weighs in with an unlikely seeming accusation about Dave Grohl, Lindsay Lohan may not have been watching Homeland and not fighting last week, and Jon Huntsman isn't cutting enough checks.
Also: Prince Harry and his ex-girlfriend are speaking.
Gerard Butler hits the town, Prince Harry helped an injured polo player in Brazil Sunday, and Steve Wynn is not considered an ideal neighbor in fancy Manhattan co-ops.
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Prince Harry, currently on a goodwill tour of the Carribean, is said to very interested in landing a date with Katy Perry, Tim Tebow denies he'll be The Bachelor, while the creator of The Bachelor goes back to bachelorhood.
Prince Harry sees more of America, Chris Christie breaks his diet, and Happy Feet may be costing 600 Australians their jobs.
Today: Justin Bieber might still be a daddy?; the royals get flirty and foody; America has a new dance champion.
A new report that the British tabloid News of the World hired a private eye to spy on the lawyers of phone-hacking victims just got a bit Darker (yes, with a capital D!).
What Europeans notables gave Giulia Bruni-Sarkozy, Prince Harry is shopping at Wal-Mart and maybe making time with girls with "burly" boyfriends, and Prince Daniel drops by a D.C. public school.
Plus: Mark Zuckerberg knows his showtunes
Plus: Leonardo DiCaprio is on the rebound
Plus: Paula Deen tells Anthony Bourdain to get a life
Plus: Prince Harry's new girlfriend collects art and makes horror films
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