Topic: WTF

Relax: Aliens Probably Aren't Coming to Invade Earth, Says This Ph.D. Student

Reuters

Unlock your doors, take off the foil hats, and stop worrying about the White House—everything science fiction movies have taught you about alien invasions is wrong. Except, of course, if the only thing you know about aliens is E.T., then everything you know is right: Aliens aren't going to plop down on Earth and blow us into smithereens, sciencee says a Finnish economist swears.  

By Alexander Abad-Santos

May 8, 2013

Walk for Your Lives! Deadly Giant Snails Are Invading Texas

A Houston woman discovered a giant African land snail in her garden—a slimy horror of a creature that is as disgusting as it is deadly.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Mar 27, 2013

Florida's War on Bongs Has Arrived

Two bills currently sit in the state's House of Representatives and Senate, both ready to enact harsh penalties on whomever might want to help you get high or sell you that purple alien-headed glass pipe you never knew you needed. Really, Florida?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Mar 13, 2013

3,000 More Dead Pigs Won't Make the Huangpu River Any Worse

Some 3,000 more decomposing pigs have been found in the river near Shanghai since Monday, bringing the number to about 6,000 dead hogs, but authorities claim that water is just fine.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Mar 13, 2013

Ukraine Might Have Trained 'Killer' Dolphins That Might Have Escaped

The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense is denying the report that they've restarted their Cold War-era dolphin-training program and that three of their prized "killer" dolphins have escaped in search of sex.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Mar 11, 2013

This Dancing Nana Will Save Monday

Today in viral videos: a dancing grandmother does her thing, Sarah Silverman and Michael Cera launch a YouTube channel at SXSW, Girls gets awkward with Kanye, seals yell like humans, and more.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Mar 11, 2013

Meanwhile in China, 3,000 Decomposing Pigs Were Found in Shanghai's Drinking Water

No one knows how over 2,800 rotting pigs got into Shanghai's Huangpu river, but we do know that it also happens to be a source of drinking water for the city's 23 million citizens.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Feb 21, 2013

Dead Body Found Decomposing in Hotel's Water Tank

Health officials in Los Angeles have issued a do-not-drink order on the water at Los Angeles's Cecil Hotel after a missing tourist was found dead inside the building's water tank.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Feb 5, 2013

How to Ruin the Precious Budweiser Super Bowl Ad

Today in viral videos: Conan O'Brien goes there with the baby Clydesdale, a YOLO gone wrong, and the next Larry Bird.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 31, 2013

Facebook Saved This 'Gay' Dog from Being Euthanized

This dog was surrendered to rabies control in Tennessee — entirely because his owner saw him mounting another male dog and thought the bulldog mix was homosexual. The dog was scheduled to be put down at 1 p.m. today ... until some sane people on Facebook got involved.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 30, 2013

Meanwhile, in Indonesia, Wild Monkeys Ransacked a Town

A pack of 10 monkeys went on a rampage in the town of Toddang Pulu in Sendenreng Rappang, Indonesia, on Tuesday. In their wake, they've left seven people injured—one critically—and one shaken village.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 28, 2013

North Koreans Reportedly Turn to Cannibalism Due to 'Hidden Famine'

News out of North Korean is notoriously unreliable, but food shortages in the country have gotten so bad and people so desperate that there are now reports of men murdering their own children for food.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 23, 2013

Meanwhile, in a Chinese Zoo, a Man Bit an Ostrich to Death

You'd think the safest place for animals is usually a zoo. That apparently isn't the case in China. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 22, 2013

Norway's Roads Are No Match for 59,000 Pounds of Flaming Goat Cheese

For the last six days the Brattli Tunnel in northern Norway has been closed. The culprit? A 27-ton truckload of a burning brown goat cheese called Brunost and the toxic gasses that emerge when you light the stuff on fire.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 15, 2013

Why the 18 Severed Heads at O'Hare Airport Might Not Be That Scary

The heads were discovered on their way through customs at Chicago's O'Hare airport last night. But, somehow, authorities said no foul play was involved, and this sort of shipment has actually been uncovered before.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 10, 2013

Meanwhile, in Australia, There Literally Was a Snake on a Plane

We're using past tense because, unfortunately, the snake did not make it to its final destination this morning.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jan 7, 2013

What It Looks Like When Al Roker Tells You He Soiled Himself at the White House

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 30, 2012

North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom." reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Nov 27, 2012

Hungarian Leader Asks His Government for a List of Jews

With the conflict in Gaza at a tenuous point, a Holocaust-denying Hungarian lawmaker thought the next logical thing to do would be to ask the government to draw up a list of Jews who pose a national security threat. Because, really, what could go wrong with that?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Oct 5, 2012

The Guy Who You Don't Want to Play Dodgeball With

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Aug 17, 2012

'Roseanne' Predicted Internet Addiction; A Weather Alert from Hell

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jul 18, 2012

'What Makes You Beautiful' Gets Beautiful

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 20, 2012

Awful Kids Ruined Bus Monitor's Day, Internet Made Her Year

Karen Huff Klein is a 68-year-old bus monitor in Greece, New York who reportedly makes about $15,000 per year to ride the school bus home with awful kids who bully her, and in a video that went viral, she was driven to tears. Today, the Internet showed it cares, and $27,395 (and counting) has been raised to send her on a vacation.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 13, 2012

When Chocolate Rain Met 'Call Me Maybe'; Obama Boy Has a Crush, Too

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 7, 2012

The World as We Know It Is About to End, Say Some Really Frightened Scientists

A new study by 22 biologists and ecologists has found that environmental changes on our planet are reaching a point of no return that leads to mass extinctions and harms human welfare. The situation, said one scientist, “scares the hell out of me.”

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Jun 7, 2012

Meet the $40 Million Oxy Twins

Thanks to their network of oxycodone-dispensing pain clinics, Christopher and Jeffrey George amassed $40 million in cash in just over two years, and came close to avoiding a federal indictment despite their 56 overdosed customers.  

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

May 24, 2012

Greeks Withdraw Cash from Banks Only to Be Robbed at Home

In one of the more disturbing trends you'll hear out of Greece: More and more people are withdrawing their life savings from banks they think are unsafe ... only to see all that cash swiped in a spike in home burglaries.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

May 18, 2012

Man Arrested for Smuggling Roasted Human Fetuses

Sorry in advance for ruining a lovely Friday morning. There's pretty disturbing news coming out of Thailand where authorities have arrested a man for smuggling six roasted human fetuses in his luggage. 

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

May 7, 2012

Horrifyingly, Ground Baby Pills Are a Real Thing

In news that will make you want to shut the blinds, go back to bed until next week ... there's disturbing news out of South Korea that since August, officials have found over 17,000 pills filled with human flesh, in particular the placentas and ground up bodies of dead Chinese babies.

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Apr 27, 2012

TSA Found 'Anomaly' in Jeffrey Goldberg's Mother-in-Law's Crotch Area

The mighty TSA had already taken down 7-year-old would-be terrorists with cerebral palsy and made at least one suspected al-Qaeda operative pump her own breast, so why not go after Atlantic writer Jeffrey Goldberg's 79-year-old tiny mother-in-law?

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By Alexander Abad-Santos

Sep 21, 2011

Spatwatch

Meet the Latest Cage Fighters: Nine-Year-Olds

Dad defends Mixed Martial Arts and his cage fighting child

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